1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.

2.) Have a uncontrolable lusting for someone every five minutes.

3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.

4) Act like a hillbilly. Period.

5) Improvise Italian operas.

6) Gossip about someone to their face.

7) Answer every question with a question.

8) Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

12)  Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''

13) Change what you repeat every now and then.

14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

15) Change what you repeat every now and then.

16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.

17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.

18) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''

19) One word: Caffeine.

20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar.

21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

22) Using non-existent words like George Bush would. ex: EXcourage, or abvidoripley.

23) Change what you repeat again.

24) Speak in rapid Spanish.

25) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.

26) When doing number 25, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing you to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.

27)  Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''

28) You are better than everybody else. Let them know so.

29) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.

30) Don't proper grammar use while you are correcting them.

31) Pretend to be drunk.

32) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.

33) Change what you repeat again.

34) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.

35) Call everybody you know Bob or Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.

36) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''

37)  Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.

38) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which you should speak.

39) Lick your lips constantly, acting as if doing so is pleasurable.

40) Pretend to be high.

41) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

42) Change what you repeat again.

43) You ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.

44) Speak in Gaelic.

45) Blink rapidly and constantly.

46) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.

47) Strut.

48) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.

49) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.

50) Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."

51.)  Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.

52.) While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.

53) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.

54) When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.

55) Have this list printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check list for Today." Don't let anybody forget that you have it on.

You love the list....but DO NOT I repeat DO NOT use Kayla's name. AKA Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Privial-Smith...find your own name you losers! Thanks and have a great day.

~*Kay*~